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Scented Candle Hacks Family To Death

MANY people’s worst fears about scented candles since news of their cancer causing powers emerged have been realised after an innocent family was hacked to death by what officers believe was a Yankee Candle Lemon Lavender. The scene at a Bundoran home in Donegal resembled a horror movie, according to journalists who haven’t seen inside the house, but wild speculation has confirmed a number of realities about the most dangerous threat to human civilisation since the Nazi party. Bundoran gardaí on the scene confirmed that the chief suspect in the murder of Ciara O’Connell and her husband David, and son Conor was the newly revealed cancer causer that is the scented candle.

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Key words:

  • Scented Candle
  • Family
  • Death
  • Bundoran
  • Donegal

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